so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing
people are psycho
I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!
classiest way to poison someone hands down
That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.
I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.
wait why does everyone want one of these
what are all of you people planning
i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary
HAVE YALL TAKEN THE TIME TO APPRECIATE THE AMAZING DUGONG,
THE ONLY OTHER NONEXTINCT ANIMAL IN THE SIRENIA AKA SEA COW FAMILY BESIDES MANATEE ?
it is like a smaller smoother manatee…
but with a DOLPHIN TAIL,
and a SPACESHIP VACUUM MOUTH
after finding this post I am very happy that my team for the VBS of Weird Animals was this majestically derpy creature
reblogging your own posts is like saying something again because you dont think anyone heard you
so hard sometimes
You think you’re getting support from a computer than BOOM! Human pops out and helps.
I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby
THIS POST IS A SIN
OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shut the fuck up this is so amazing. 😱
oh my god
Haven’t seen the movie yet but this is so wonderfully made!!
why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
drum roll please
when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo