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barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

rubywhiterabbit:

slayboybunny:

HAVE YALL TAKEN THE TIME TO APPRECIATE THE AMAZING DUGONG, 
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THE ONLY OTHER NONEXTINCT ANIMAL IN THE SIRENIA AKA SEA COW FAMILY BESIDES MANATEE ?
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it is like a smaller smoother manatee…

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but with a DOLPHIN TAIL,
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and a SPACESHIP VACUUM MOUTH

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DUGONG!!
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after finding this post I am very happy that my team for the VBS of Weird Animals was this majestically derpy creature

IM SO GLAD I SAW THIS

officialwhitegirls:

reblogging your own posts is like saying something again because you dont think anyone heard you

craicthatniall:

niall tries 

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so hard sometimes

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sizvideos:

Video

You think you’re getting support from a computer than BOOM! Human pops out and helps.

vaspim:

omvr:

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

vaspim:

omvr:

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

Oh my God

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby


THIS POST IS A SIN

OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN

OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

twinzik:

katzmatt:

kisstini:

marsicistic:

dickbuttofficial:

Groot by Calen Hoffman from Propcustumz [Full imgur album]

Shut the fuck up this is so amazing. 😱

Omg

oh my god

Haven’t seen the movie yet but this is so wonderfully made!!

explosm:

By Dave! New comics daily at Explosm.net!

explosm:

By Dave! New comics daily at Explosm.net!

fake-mermaid:

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

drum roll please

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AAAAAAAWWWWWWWW YYEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

paprika:

when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

DINKY DO

XD