well this is rEALLY CUTE.
IT’S THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
I have reblogged this at least 5 times and I don’t care
It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.
He’s tripping on acid
I tried to scroll past
WAY IS HE IN A LAB WITHOUT SHOES ON !!!!! ??????
HOW DID THEY FIT A HORSE IN THERE
Equestria Girls 2 looks good.
In Denmark we don’t say “I love you,” we say “Er du klar til at få hovedet smadret ned i en hoppeborg?” which translates into “Will you be the light of my life forever?” and I think that’s beautiful.
This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:
i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015
Flip Smart Phones…
…imagine that, a touch screen for the top half…
…and another touch screen for the second half.
I think the hate over the EULA change that notch mentioned in his good bye letter was the fan hate over Mojangs decision to change what you are allowed to charge real-world money for. The intent was to make servers more fair for players and I’ll let you see for yourself why server owners weren’t happy.
I believe that the hate Notch is referring to receiving is hate from fans that believe that he is still the only one in charge of Minecraft and that the whole thing was his idea to make it so that people cant have free servers with free range to charge for an advantage.
Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.
I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.
Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.
Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing
They cause die
Me. Thats me.
Motherfucker you wanna play
Oh hey, a Buzzfeed article relevent to my interests!
this post was a trip